Thanksgiving in the human world is a time of mass gluttony and delicious food, yet humans have a fatal flaw in the planning of their Thanksgiving feasts - they neglect to put honey on the table. This is an error that someone should definitely address, and I am just the bear to do it. My biggest concern about the whole thing is that humans use gravy instead of honey, and I will share with you the reasons why.
For starters, gravy is delicious, but it is no substitute for the sweetness of honey. If you think turkey and mashed potatoes is scrumptious with gravy on top, just imagine how delicious it would be with the sweet nectar of the honeybee on top.
Secondly, gravy on bread makes it soggy and it often falls apart. However, honey on bread does not have nearly the same effect. Instead, honey enhances the taste of bread, yet allows the bread to hold its shape so that you can easily hold the bread in your hand.
Gravy is also not sticky, which means that you do not get the enjoyment of smacking your lips and feeling the slight tug of honey. Instead, you merely have a brown mess all over your mouth and clothes. In addition, the stickiness of honey helps you to know when you have it on your hands, but gravy lacks this useful attribute.
Speaking of brown mess, if you spill a little honey on your clothes or fur, no one will ever notice. However, if you spill brown gravy you can be certain that the entire world will take heed. Make the clothing friendly choice.
Last, but not least, honey is a natural condiment or meal unto itself. Try finding gravy in nature and you will be wandering in the woods for a very long time.
Take it from me humans, and switch to honey at Thanksgiving (and every other holiday). The buzz is that you cannot go wrong with this delicious and healthy choice.
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